Cool
Thank you
My admiration
Why bought so many things? Bimonthly offerings to gods?
No, offerings of gratitude
What? Buddha has answered your prayer and you won Mark Six?
Better than that
Tin and Yuk are dating
Really?
I have long wanted Yuk to be my daughter-in-law
It must be because I am pious
Buddha has granted my wish
Many want a girl like Yuk as daughter-in-law
But don't be happy too soon
They are dating only
It may not come to fruit
I still have something to shop
Go ahead and throw damper at me
Your hope is dashed only
Look at you
Look
Look at you, really...
Good, not bad...
Look at you, you aren't a child anymore
What are you doing here?
Playing such an idiotic game
What?
If you were fortunate You would have been a father by now
We are not playing
I am training her reflexive response
Then she wouldn't be so dumb
Look
Whenever I reprimand you You always have tons of excuses
Shui What?
Can't you be serious for a change?
Can't you distinguish yourself for once?
Can you not always embarrass me?
Who has pissed you off this time?
If you were good
I wouldn't have suffered the humiliation
What has happened? What?
Yuk and Ming are dating, don't you know?
All you know is playing
No wonder Yuk picks Ming Tin and not you
What are you talking about?
She is my cousin once removed
Now she will be my cousin-in-law
Isn't it good? Really
As for woman...
I am contented to have you, see?
Man should put his career first
Let me tell you something great
Our company has got a big deal
We are dealing in CPO T-shirt jersey
But I think it is patented
I don't think you can take a piece of the pie
But I have a brain
We can't sell it in Hong Kong
We are reselling it to Taiwan
Will you be sued?
If they want to sue, it won't be us
It has to be the manufacturer
Business of course involves risks
You agree?
Then how much can you make?
That's awesome
We buy from the manufacturer at $8 a yard
And we resell it at $80 a yard
I did the sum
Our profit is about 3 million dollars
So much?
Just 300,000 dollars
A bit of exaggeration makes everyone happy
Then why not?
You really
You will even lie to Buddha
But it is a money-making deal That is true, Honey
Hung, I have made camomile tea
You have to have some when you are back
But I am not coming back tonight
You enjoy
You are staying over in that woman's?
Come on, that's it then, bye
Hung
I really don't get that woman
A wife in fact but not in name
And she can take it
I am done
You have something to talk to me?
Every time I am here
You are always working with a stack of documents
It really hurts me to see you work so hard
Work is my interest
If I don't work, who is going to feed me?
I will
Yvonne, marry me
No, thank you
Yvonne, last time you said no
It was understandable
What's the difference this time?
I am promoted
And have a raise Really?
If we get married, I am confident
We can make it a happy marriage
Don't be so theatrical
Actually why bother to get married?
Aren't we happy now?
Yvonne, you have nothing to worry about
We won't be like your daddy and mommy
When they got married
Divorce had never crossed their mind
Can't you have some confidence in yourself
That's not the point
The point is you have no confidence in me
You want to tie me to you with marriage
No, from the very beginning
The issue is you, you choose to run away
OK, let us not fight over it It will go nowhere
All right, let us cool down a bit
Come on...
Look, salted fish
Salted fish, what's the big deal?
It looks like you or what?
Come walk this way
Hung, don't go over there
Little friend...you have to stop
Little friend, I told you to stop
Uncle Chow
Grand Uncle-in-law
You kept calling little friend
I am not little
Tin has not told you about it?
I did, I warned him not to walk this way
Old Man, this little friend is in bad mood
What a nerd
Come... have some tea
Sure...thank you
Mr Ma, you don't know three's a crowd?
Tin and Yuk come to see me
Why you tag along?
Grand Uncle-in-law, you are mistaken
His girlfriend was supposed to come
But she stood him up
So he is so dejected
Your girlfriend has fallen for another man?
No
She is not your usual girl
A foreigner?
She is a workaholic, a power woman
She only cares about work and forgets everything else
That's tough
What about this?
You ask her to come to me Let me talk some sense into her
Old Man, it is not that easy Right
Hey, you two have not paid this matchmaker yet
We haven't? Let us go out for a walk
Sure
Come on... Thank you
Great...this commercial is a great success
But I know you all have worked hard
Right...
Thank you...cheers Cheers...
But I say
Were it not for the leadership of Yvonne
It would not have gone so smoothly
Right...
Cheers... Cheers...
So, we have decided to give you a surprise present
A present for me? How very kind of you
You deserve it...
You close your eyes first, don't peek
All right
But it is not a practical joke, right?
No more talking, close your eyes
Close your eyes, no peeking
Let me get it
Is it done yet? Just a moment...
Coming...
Come on, let us all sing Happy Birthday
Yes...
We wish you a happy birthday
We wish you many happy returns of the day
Congratulations, congratulations...
Thank you, thank you all
OK, let me make a wish
Bravo... make a wish
Great...
And the surprise present
There is more? Yes
Open it... What is it?
His and Her mug
Thank you
Well, where are we going for fun
As for this evening
We want to go to disco
Great... my treat
Hold it
We didn't say we are going with you
Why not?
We all know
You should spend this evening with your boyfriend
Right, we won't get in the way
ls Miss Li here? This is she
This is from Mr Ma
And a card Thank you
My pleasure Thank you
Thank you Thank you
Ma)' I Speak to Hung?
Really, no manners at all
Didn't even call me Brother-in-law
He is not here
Where is he?
He is now in Cheung Chau
He has not asked you to go with him?
No, OK, thank you
Served you right, siren
You have taken away my brother
Served you right
Hello
Yvonne
Hi Mum, I thought it was Daddy
Yvonne, your daddy will not be able to wish you happy birthday again
Why?
He died of a heart attack this morning
Yvonne...
I am fine, you go on
Your other mommy is still devastated
I don't think she will call you
I will call you later
OK, bye
Hello, 3378 please
Yvonne, you all right?
I am fine
What happened?
I was drunk and hit my head
Any other injuries?
Just the head
I shouldn't have gone to Cheung Chau
If I had stayed home to keep you company It wouldn't have happened
Why were you drinking? You were not happy?
Daddy died
Though I hated him for leaving Mommy
He loved me very much
Every year on my birthday
He would call to wish my happy birthday
OK...
Brother
So you are finally home
Second Young Master had not called
I have not prepared your dinner
Brother
Cooking rice won't take long
My cold is much better
I can enjoy roast pigeon
What is this?
Herbal medicine for soup
I bought it from the herbal shop at the street corner
It is for bruises
You all right?
Let me get you the medicinal wine
Not me, it is Yvonne
She fell and is bruised all over
What goes up, will fall down
You think it is easy to be a power woman?
Brother, please
You prepare the soup and take it to Yvonne
What do you take me for? Your domestic helper?
She has never waited on me
Now I have to wait on her?
She has been with you for so long
She has never called me Brother-in-law
Nor bought me presents in festivals
Nor cooked me a meal
Yes or no?
No, and now I have to prepare her soup?
Dream on!
Unless she is bearing your child
And it has to be a son
You are wrecking my kitchen
Brother Kei
Hung is not free
So I take you soup
Thank you
I have only one brother
It is for his sake
It is salty
What do you know? Salty is good
It is nice to be a woman
I want to be a woman in my next life
Right, it is not bad to be a woman nowadays
Especially in Hong Kong
You are right
Men are now secondary citizens
They work day and night for women
According to the government's latest statistics
Women's lifespan is 11.9% longer than men
Brother Kei, there is something you want to say?
I prefer people to be more forthright
That's good
Then I won't beat around the bush
Let me beg you, please
You leave Hung alone
Our family line has to continue
Either you marry him
Or you dump him
Then he can find another girlfriend
Such a man as my brother
He doesn't have to worry about finding girlfriends
I really don't know why
He is so smitten by you
I know Hung is good to me
I am glad you do
I really don't know you women
When men are good to you
You play it coy, really
You think remaining single really means Independent and free?
You may die and rot at home without anybody realizing it
We all need a family
It is very true
What's the use even if you are the top in your field
You can't devote your life to the company
Only a husband can be with you for life
That's all I want to say
You just think about it
I gotta go
Honey
Hubby, now I have a finger less
You still want me?
Don't be silly, you are my wife
How will I not want you?
But my company says
Now I am deformed, they won't take me back
Don't cry...
Yvonne
Hung
Yvonne
But you said you are not free
I slipped over, I can't stay long
You all right?
You power woman are used to work day and night in the office
Now you have to lie in hospital
You must feel very uncomfortable
You want to be discharged?
The company can survive without me
Hung, there is something I want to talk with you
Brother...
What?
Soup for that woman again?
You look at it first
This is soy sauce pigeon
It will be a waste to make it into soup
It smells good
Conspiracy, this is a conspiracy
What conspiracy?
I see through you
Now what do you want me to do for that woman this time?
Brother, you hate making soup for Yvonne?
What about this?
After she is discharged
Let her cook for you
I don't get it
She has said yes, she will marry me
Really?
Of course
Then we have to celebrate with pigeon
You carry on I have to go to the ladies' room
Oh no
When can we get off this time?
It doesn't matter, you won't be able to make it to the race course
Indeed, who has to work over time in Saturday afternoon?
My boyfriend will dump me sooner or later
Right, I have asked Jenny out
It really sucks
Well? You have any idea? No...
No? Then let's call it a day
You mean it?
Look, one o'clock sharp
What? So happy? Of course
Love is invincible
Oh yes, here you are
Thank you, how much?
Forget it No
15.8 dollars
Here's a hundred
So I give you back... 84.2 dollars
How smart Thank you
Thanks
Don't get fooled
Actually he is quite a fool
Enjoy
You two have settled it yourselves?
So no matchmaker fee for me
Uncle Chow, don't worry
You will be invited to our wedding banquet
When will be your turn? Ours?
When? You have to ask my pa
That Chiuchow guy?
Little friend, you are in trouble
That father-in-law is a tough nut to crack
Don't worry, I can handle him
37 dollars please
Thank you...
Boss Come sit down
Come on Sure, thank you
Come on, have some tea Thanks
Tin, why not go to a proper restaurant?
Yuk's father may think we are not sincere
Uncle Wong picked this place
His shop is in the block at the back
Mrs Ming...
Here they are...Yuk Come sit down
Please sit...
Sit down, what can I get you
You dude, just get us several dishes
Sure...
Be quick
Where are your manners?
You have not asked Mrs Ming and you ordered
I hope you don't mind
We rough men don't know the etiquette
We are going to be family Don't stand on ceremony
Right...
You are not used to it How will I not?
Back when I was a hawker
People sometimes spat on me
Just wipe it off and it is fine
Great! So we both started out as hawkers
We are the same kind of people
My daughter really is not bad
Now that she is getting married
I don't want her to leave the family
Come on, they are in love with each other
You should give them your blessing
You are right
To be honest
She is my only daughter
The wedding banquet has to be presentable
No problem...
A dozen tables for us all right with you?
Your friends and relatives give us the honour
I am happy indeed
Don't worry, they will come
But you have to find a big restaurant
I don't want the banquet to be held in several floors
It is no good at all
Of course
Climbing the stairs will kill you
There is no strength left for the wedding night
Tuck in...
Don't worry, it won't be held in Several floors
You are so easygoing
Let me tell you
We Chiuchow people don't ask for monetary gifts
When is the wedding, you decide
As for the wedding date
Chiuchow guy, you have the say
Good, a toast on it Come on, cheers
Who is it?
Shui
What Shui? What is not home?
Shui
Aren't you emigrating?
Why you let me see you again?
Of course you want me go away
Then no one here to taunt you
Rascal, can't you lead a serious life for a change?
I won't be around to taunt you for long
Don't you worry
You can't look down on me forever
lam going to have a big clinic in Yaumati
Yaumati? Portland Street?
What floor what number?
Your patients have to climb up the stairs
It will only aggravate their condition
When you are free
Go visit my now street shop
Close to Flea Market
You have a street shop?
Where did you get the money?
You have mortgaged this flat?
I don't have to
My son is making money
He said he will help me with the 300,000 dollar down payment
Don't you look down on me, Old Hen
Be careful
You have checked out the bolts up there
No problem with them?
I have checked the bolts up there
They are fine
What did she say? Nothing
I want to have a look of the bolts here
Of course
They are famous label
Right, they are all good
Very good in quality Right...
Feel free to check them
Take a look
What's this?
How come there are water stains?
That...we don't know either
Mr Ma, Mr Ho
Before I have all the bolts checked
This deal is on hold
Mrs Wong, why don't we sit down
Have a cup of tea and a piece of cake first
Then we talk about it
Mrs Wong...
What to do? What did she say?
What? You want to borrow 300,000 dollars from me?
Yes, 300,000 dollars is a large sum
But our company is in trouble
You don't know
We have bought a batch of bolts
But they all have water stains
Not only is our money gone
We have to repay the deposit to that Mrs Wong
I am in big trouble, you have to help me
Shui, grandma's money is hard-earned too
I know
You are a spendthrift and I let you
But if you borrow my money to help that rascal's down payment
I will never say yes
Honey...it is not for Pa
I myself am in trouble this time
I don't know when you are telling the truth, when you are lying
How can I believe you?
Yes, of course
Of course...
My son or I will take the down payment over in a couple of days
You hold it for me...thank you
Who is it? Coming...
Rascal What are you doing here?
What? You rascal
You made Shui to come over to borrow money to pay your shop
What are you talking about? I will fleece you?
You still won't admit it?
If not, why Shui would come over to ask me for 300,000 dollars
He had never asked me for so much money
I know
Seeing that I am emigrating
You want to fleece me big
You are a man
And you want to fleece a widow?
Are you a man or not?
Old Hen, what are you blathering here?
I am not blathering
You tried to fleece me
Yes, I have money
But I won't help you with your down payment
See what you can do
Shui... What?
Why you asked Old Hen for money for my down payment?
It was not for you
My company is going under
I asked her for money to repay others
You can't help me, why didn't you tell me?
And I counted on you
How did I know my company will go under?
How did I know it would rain and the warehouse would leak?
And the T-shin jersey all stained?
It is over
I just said I would take the down payment over
The shop can wait
It won't kill
But I am up my neck in trouble
It was not easy for me to have a company
Now it is over
You can have another one
You are still in your twenties
You have plenty of opportunities
But I am not that young
I don't think I will have another chance
You only care about yourself
You XYZABCD
Waiter
Mr, what is it?
There is a button in my bowl of noodles
Is it yours? No
Who took the noodles over?
Keung
Is this button yours?
It must be yours? It is not mine
Who is the boss?
Boss
Boss, this cop here wants you
Sir, what is it?
There is a button in my bowl of noodles
Is it yours? No
It can be very serious
I have to know whom it belongs to
Boss, bill Yes
Don't go! Mate, you sit down
You get up...
You in glasses, look at me
Now there is a button in my bowl of noodles
I need your cooperation
I want to know who dropped it, get it?
Yes...
You all get it, now go look for it Yes
You go over there
You come over, you have no buttons
You can go...
What about it?
Sir, no button over here
It must still be here
So difficult to find
Sir, could it be yours?
You have a button missing
Could it be... There is the possibility
ls the possibility great? Yes
Let us check it first
The button was found in this bowl of noodles
You want to take it back for checking
Right
Are there anything else I can help?
Let me check it first
Sure...
Thank you for your cooperation
Don't bother, the bowl of noodles is mine
I have hepatitis
Shui
Brother Pak, how are you?
I hear that you are in business
How come you are now delivering noodles?
You are doing well
You look like a boss instead of a taxi-driver
I am no longer a taxi-driver
Which business are you in?
I am now in transportation
Transportation is a money-maker?
I have brain
I am not free, this is my card
Call my mobile phone
Count me in...
Forget it...
Everything sold and we only got 3 grand something
You really...
Forget it...
What about 10 million dollars?
It was a closing sale, not antique sale
You think...
Forget it
You should have waited till I was here
We could have got at least a grand more
Forget it
Everything was old and worn
You should thank god they had takers
What did you expect?
Just forget it
Just say it out, it won't kill
Forget it
Forget what
You have the nerve
You are a grown man and you can't speak mandarin
If you could speak mandarin
The deal wouldn't have blown
The bolts are stained
No use putting the blame on me
You just blame others
Then can I blame my own mom?
If I don't put the blame on you Then on whom?
We only had the company for less than a year
And you blew it
Forget it
I don't know it was your bad luck or my bad luck
I got a jinxed man for a partner
My bad luck, forget it
If you say so, then let's put it all on the table
Put what on the table?
Just say what you want to say
Come on All right...
Come on... I am not scared of you
Come on... Just bring it on
I am not scared of you Come on
Even
Forget it
So big Just so so
Brother Pak
This is Ting
Brother Ting, Shui here, count me in
Brother Pak He is Chung
Brother Chung, Shui here, count me in
Sure
I am sorry
Count me in...
May I borrow your phone?
Phone Over there
Thank you, count me in, thank you
Let us go to the office
Count me in...
Over here
Uncle Ha Pak
This is a good friend of mine
Ho Yam Miu, Uncle Ha
Uncle Ha
He is looking for a job
They all call me Shui
Uncle Ha, count me in
If you have no capabilities What's there to count you in
Yes, you are right
Well, what did you do?
I used to be a taxi-driver
Then a bit of this and a bit of that
Yes, this and that
That's why I come to see if Brother Pak can count me in
Count you in
You count me in to work very hard
You have a truck driver license?
I have all licenses except the pilot license
He is a smart guy, not bad at all
All right, you come to work tomorrow
Whatever you don't know, ask Pak
Sure...thank you
Pak, who is the boss here?
Why you want to know?
I can go to him to see if he can count me in
You sure like to be counted in Yes
You come with me What is it?
To the bean-counter's office
No kidding
Your job is not just the driver
You have to help out with the loading and unloading
And you know all about customs clearing?
Let me take you to the warehouse after we have eaten
What are we getting?
Figurines
What figurines?
Cartoon figurines
What cartoon?
The hit one
Mr Ajikko, Ajiyoshi Youichi
Genichiro Murata, Aji Shogun
Right, just tuck in
They all like Youichi
But my idol is Aji-Oh
You know the latest development?
Actually Aji-Oh is Aji Bandanna
I am a fan too...
Tuck in
You know the latest development?
Oh yes, they have such figurines in Japan
Why they still want to import them?
Why? Chinese china is famous
Right...Chinese china
Of course better than Japanese ones
Yes, of course
Oishi
You watch it too? Youichi is like that
He really does that
Oishi...
Right?
It is fun, you watch it too?
You too?
Yes, but I missed last Friday's episode
Really? I had it taped
What is it about? Can you lend it to me?
Sure, you want my telephone number?
Your name? Ho
What is in last week's episode?
Now Youichi knows who Aji-oh is
Ali-oh is Aji-bandanna
I knew it
Call me
394567 Thank you
You know who Youichi likes?
Youichi likes...
I don't remember
We aren't there yet